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Appearing here tonight for a sneak preview and in the rest of my customary haunts tomorrow, is my annual Halloween related story for my best buddy and beta reader. Enjoy, Bro!

As usual, I don't own this. JRR Tolkien owns the characters. I'm borrowing them for a little fun, and no profit. No warnings to give you this time.

Elflings: The New Millennium


"For tonight is Halloween, and the Faerie doth ride . . ."
Tam Lin
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Written in honor of the birthday of my wonderful beta-reader Ignoble Bard. King Thranduil faces a great serpent of the North. Movie/Verse, humor, Thranduil; Smaug. Rated T for innuendo.

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Well I'll Be Damned -- I AM the Elvenking!

Your Power Element is Wood

Your power colors: green and brown

Your energy: generative

Your season: spring

Like a tree, you are always growing and changing.
And while your life is dynamic, you are firmly grounded.
You have high morals and great confidence in yourself and others.
You have a wide set of interests, and you make for interesting company.



The story of a World War Z survivor, told in his own words. Mostly original characters, rated T for violence and gore.

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Georgia 1998 - 2014

Georgia, February 14, 1998 - May 17, 2014


Georgia resized

My Fair Lindir

The following piece is an offering from the musical team of Unlearned (IgnobleBard) & Lowbrow (Yours Truly). A mashup of The Silmarillion and the Broadway musical My Fair Lady. Humor/Parody. Rated Teen for sexual innuendo of all persuasions including male/male. Nothing graphic.
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Happy . . . Whatever

Since Fanfiction Net has picked this day of all days to lock out posting, I would like to wish all my friends a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Yule, and Festivus for the rest of us!

Angry Birds Slashfic: Pork Chop Hill

Summary: The black bird has a forbidden desire for the mustache pig. But their time together will be tragically limited. Humor/Parody, rated PG-13 for slash and birdie innuendo.

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Brujo 2001-2013 R.I.P.

Brujo on the upright piano

Brujo was the inspiration for Tevildo in Out of the Blue and The Last Hero. He will be missed.